So, I had a breast biopsy. It was a crazy 6 weeks of doctors and tests and surgery. I think I should have some hear-felt revelation from the whole thing, but I’m just too tired. But I will relay a funny conversation from the ordeal.
After having the “mass” surgically removed, a concerned friend asked, “Does it feel like part of you is missing?” To which I responded, “Heck no! That would be like sneezing and missing the booger.”
I kill me. Better me than cancer, I say!