This would happen to me.

September 27, 2005

RK: Cheryl, I am working on something, and I need to know what your job description is.

CW: I think I’m the Heritage Bi-atch.

RK: Yeah. You’re on speaker phone.

CW: Dang it! This is only suppose to happen on TV!

*Ruckus laughter heard in background*


What I would Tell You If I thought You Would Hear Me

September 21, 2005

Please seek me to know me, not to fix me.


DOH!

September 14, 2005

“Foiled again!”
-Pharisees


Cold Case

September 14, 2005

So Joseph’s brothers sold him into slavery, tore his robes, covered them in animal blood, and told his father that he was dead.

Joseph went to Egypt and became the most powerful man under the King. He saved the Israelites from starvation.

Imagine how different Biblical history would be if they had access to DNA testing back then.


Good Stuff

September 14, 2005

“If there’s something in the Scripture that you don’t like, you must bend. Scripture won’t.”
-Shawn Maze


Things people say when they don’t know what to say

September 13, 2005

“So, are you married?”

“Nope. Not yet.”

“Well, don’t worry too much. You still have time.”

1. I wasn’t worried. But thanks for considering my emotional state.

2. I still have time before what? My ovaries dry up? I’m old and wrinkly and therefore COMPLETELY unattractive to the opposite sex? I still have time before I die? Maybe I don’t. I could die today. Maybe I don’t “still have time.” It’s like there’s this imaginary dateline that you cross and become unmarryable. What age is that exactly?

Bless their hearts.