To Answer Your Question

February 21, 2006

No, I’m not married. I don’t have any children. What can I say? The only men who look twice are the total creeps who leave me wishing for a long shower, a strong drink and new skin.

No, I don’t have my masters degree. Going to grad school requires money. While my work is rewarding, it’s not luctrative. I am planning on starting school in the Fall, but this is contingent on God providing the money, as going into debt is not an option. I don’t own any property, and I’m not even thinking about that. Sure a house would be nice. But I have no desire for anything that gives me a moments pause if I hear God say, “Go.” Not that a house would demand that, but I just don’t want to be the person who spends her life trying to get this and that, and then going nuts to maintain said acquisitions.

Am I behind in some culturally manufactured schedule determining what my life should look like? It’s entirely possible. But I live in anticipation of life’s wild adventures. There are great dreams inside this heart o’ mine, and they are bigger than any house Mount Pleasant has to offer (at a staggeringly higher price than it’s worth, I might add…)


Reminder From an Old Friend

February 20, 2006

The greatest single cause of atheism in the world today is Christians, who acknowledge Christ with their lips and walk out the door and deny Him by their lifestyle. That is what an unbelieving world simply finds unbelievable.


Overheard while out and about

February 14, 2006

Lady: The knot in my neck is finally gone!

Lady’s Friend: How did you get it?

Lady: Isn’t it obvious? You try kissing a guy who’s 6’5″. You should ask him about his lower back pain.

Happy Valentine’s Day.


Question Answered

February 8, 2006

Danny: So, Superman or Spiderman? and Why?

Cheryl: Superman. Definately. I mean think about it. Sure Spiderman has spidey sense. But all you gotta do to beat him is get him to the desert. What’s he gonna do? Swing from the cacti? Superman would just be flyin around laughing. That cat would be walkin’.

Danny: Ha. Not to mention the spidey suit would get all clingy in the heat. All the bank robbers should just move their business to the suburbs.

Cheryl: Yeah, he’d have nothin’.