Thoughts from My Uncle

Life is sexually transmitted.

Some people are like a slinky….not really good for anything, and ya can’t help but smile when you push them down the stairs.

Healthy nuts are going to feel really stupid someday, lying in a hospital dying of absolutely nothing.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America. But we haven’t got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants are terrorist are located. Maybe we should put the guy that runs the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

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