Ash: When are you starting grad school?
Cheryl: If I don’t get the money before the 14th, it won’t be this term.
Ash: Are you going full time?
Cheryl: No. Two classes a week. I can finish in two years if I go year around.
Ash: I was a full-time student, and it took me two years. You sure you can finish in two?
Cheryl: I hate my life….
Ash: Could be worse. You could be an active member of Hezballah.
Cheryl: At least they have purpose…
Ash: And a guaranteed 70 virgins.