He was all….
“Further, the next person who utters the words, “gift of singleness” in my presence is going to get slapped with my open palm right on the side of the face.”
Then he was like…
“The truth is this: I would like to be married. It’s one of those things that I have always regarded as an eventuality, but I believe that when it’s time it will happen, and it will be easy and obvious. In the mean time, I am truly and perfectly content being single.”
Then he said…
“People, once and for all, if my sovereign God has a wife out there for me, he’ll let me know. He’ll do the same for you. In the mean time, if you’re single, put down the self help books and get on with your life. You are making yourself miserable and missing out on opportunities to live! I’ll go so far as to say that you may even be hindering your own chances at finding a quality life partner. And if you are married, for heavens freaking sake listen up! Congratulations. I am sincerely happy for you. And in case no one has mentioned it, you look precious together. Will you please do me the favor of being as happy for me as I am for you?”