My baby sister is getting married in August. It’s going to be a really fun reception with lots of dancing. I was talking to my older sister about whether or not to bring a date. So is the dilemma when your baby sister gets married first. If I don’t bring a date, people will slug me in the arm all day saying, “Hey, you’re next!” They are right since I am the only one left in the family who’s unmarried. If I bring a date, I will spend the whole weekend answering the “So who’s this guy? *wink wink*” My sister said, “Well, if it’s going to be one or the other, you might as well have someone to bring you drinks and dance with.” She makes a valid point.
Here are some fun responses when you are running into your own well-meaning relatives who are confident that “there’s still time…” When asked, “So, when are you/you two getting married?”
The following are acceptable:
When his divorce is final.
He is eligible for parole in 6 months.
As soon as gay marriage is legalized.
He still has to learn English.
Pretty soon, and I can’t wait. His other wives say they are very happy.
Hopefully before I start showing.
Feel free to add your own as I may need a full arsenal come August.