Wiggle your toes. Go on. Do it. Both feet. Move them in rhythm with the iTune in your head, or in my case, the cadence of a copy machine. Are you wiggling them?
Now, laugh at how funny the word “wiggle” sounds and then thank God that you can move your little piggies and hear music and get paid to make copies. There are a lot of people who can’t.
Now laugh at the way “piggies” sounds.