I was in class last night and the speaker asked a question. lots of people were offering their answers, but they were WRONG. I raised my hand and articulately offered the correct answer. Proudly I turned to my father, the smartest man I know, hoping to see his pride beaming back. He was sleeping. (insert Debbie Downer sound here.)
Me: Dad! I just gave the right answer when everyone else was giving the wrong answer. YOU MISSED IT! I’m the smartest person here. You slept through my brillance.
Dad: You had that moment BECAUSE I was asleep.
Me: (Shaking fist) OOOOOOOO! Foiled again!