Cheryl: See, here’s the thing. The Holy Grail, the Arch, occultic religions – these are all things we have a reasonable belief in. There is an archiological foundation for building a story. But Aliens?
Mom: They just wanted to try something new, I guess.
Cheryl: But Indiana Jones is an icon. You can’t mess with him. It’s like putting another star on the flag just for kicks. It’s just not right.
Mom: You can’t put Indy in a box.
Cheryl: No, mom. It’s God. You can’t put God in a box.
And another thing, the computer graphics…since when did Indy have an affair with Jane of the Jungle and procreate a son who could swing with the monkeys?! (deep sigh) It’s like feeling the pain of Rocky V all over again. Hollywood needs to know when to say when.