Spoiler Warning: If you plan to see the new Indy movie, don’t read this.

Cheryl: See, here’s the thing. The Holy Grail, the Arch, occultic religions – these are all things we have a reasonable belief in. There is an archiological foundation for building a story. But Aliens?

Mom: They just wanted to try something new, I guess.

Cheryl: But Indiana Jones is an icon. You can’t mess with him. It’s like putting another star on the flag just for kicks. It’s just not right.

Mom: You can’t put Indy in a box.

Cheryl: No, mom. It’s God. You can’t put God in a box.

And another thing, the computer graphics…since when did Indy have an affair with Jane of the Jungle and procreate a son who could swing with the monkeys?! (deep sigh) It’s like feeling the pain of Rocky V all over again. Hollywood needs to know when to say when.

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One Response to Spoiler Warning: If you plan to see the new Indy movie, don’t read this.

  1. Katie Bigbie says:

    Oh man, we went to see Indy friday afternoon. What a let down! We decided it wouldn’t have taken much to write out the alien thing. They could have even kept the crystal skull! Indiana Jones should not have a spaceship in it. That’s what star wars is for.

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