Who would win in a street fight?

Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer…assuming that Jack Bauer were a real person

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11 Responses to Who would win in a street fight?

  1. Sam says:

    jack bauer. and because you even had to ask, 200 cool points are rescinded from your account.

  2. cheryl says:

    i understand that my coolness might not be as obvious as i would like, but im pretty sure that this doesnt call it into question:)

  3. Donna says:

    Is Chuck Norris a real person?

  4. Jared says:

    Silly Sam.
    1. JB doesn’t exist
    2. They’re on the same team.
    3. One roundhouse kick to the face and JB would be crying

    Maybe if Bauer drank 4 cans of Brawndo…

  5. Sam says:

    Jared, it’s on like donkey kong! i’ve already called CTU to let jack know you’re talking smack about him

    PS-i did get a laugh out of the fact that your 3 point rebuttal sounded much like the fabulous dwight shrute from the office: “Once I’m officially Regional Manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable. Fictional. And overqualified.”

  6. cheryl says:

    I love love love JB…..BUT….

    When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
    and….my personal favorite
    Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

    so i would have to go with Chuck. hands down.

    THIS WAS BY ALY G. I ACCIDENTALLY ERASED THE COMMENT. SORRY!

  7. Jared says:

    There is no theory of evolution, only species Chuck Norris allows to survive.

  8. J-Ho says:

    Chuck Norris puts the “laughter” in “manslaughter”.
    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the Element Of Surprise.
    Chuck Norris must maintain a concealed weapons permit in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

    Basically, what I’m saying here is that Jack Bauer is a wannabe, a flimsy little excuse for a man, who should thank his stars every day that Chuck Norris hasn’t *already* killed him just on general principle.

  9. Joseph says:

    What??? Jack Bauer is not a real person? I’m sorry but I don’t believe you!!! Who saved the US from the last two nuclear terrorist attacks aimed at California? Where was Chuck ‘my tear ducts are blocked’ Norris hiding when Jack single-handedly saved the president of the USA from a gruesome death? (Wait… maybe that was just a dream I had) 🙂

  10. Jared says:

    Jack Bauer deserves a roundhouse kick to the face for foiling the plans to knock California off the edge of America. Nuclear=fire’n’brimstone…

  11. Erica says:

    chuck norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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